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Buffaloon 

An ignorant delinquent that posses a buffalo sized cock but is otherwise an air-head.
My friend is all the talk, but he's quite a buffaloon.
Buffaloon by Thiswo18 February 7, 2022

buffaloon 

A ham sandwich disguised as a human being; an oaf, a lummox, a steroidal fathead.
Check out out the porch buffaloons on frat row
buffaloon by boltonoutlaw May 28, 2016

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habaƱero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011

Buffalo Squeeze 

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.
"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits
Buffalo Squeeze by comatus September 27, 2011

South Buffalo

Bunch of witchcraft practicing

Rednecks who host opossum
Fights and put onions in their spaghetti .
South buffalo population 100 nuts

And 1 squirrel .
South Buffalo by Blu_leef January 15, 2023

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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