Budwike 

v. To have aurally penetrative intercourse in a kitchen appliance (i.e. refrigerator, oven, dishwasher, garbage disposal, or microwave).

n. Anything of such high sexual deviance that it has no name as of yet.

Yo go budwike that bitches face off!

You meng, who da fuck budwiked in da fridge? This bread is fucked yo!

My good sir, was it you I heard budwiking in the ally with a women of the night?

Bro 1: What is the difference between Beth Rosenthal and this table?

Bro 2: No clue brah
Bro 1: I didn't budwike this table last night.

Budwike by ballersauce69 May 2, 2010

Budwiser 

Doesn't mean more intelligent, it means knowing more about life after consuming Budweiser.

Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.

Budwiser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

budwise 

another slang term for marijuana

dude, where did u put all my budwise? i wanna toke it up.

budwise by sunshine daydream September 7, 2005

Budwise 

An epiphany or an important moment of self realization that happens when you smoke marijuana.

Paul: "Dude, what you just said makes perfect sense! You're a genius man! How did you think of something so abstract and poignant?"

Tom: "Man... I'm just budwise. All the answers to life are revealed when you're blazed... except you forget them."

Budwise by Sea of Green August 14, 2012

Budwieser 

Usually used by First Nations people in Canada, used as "but why is her", but in a native accent comes out as budwieser

Budwieser hair like that cuz?
Budwi you asking me?
Budwiseshe being a cunt?

Budwieser by Guywithadew September 22, 2018