The act in which a male or female lubricates their back with oil - most commonly Johnson's baby oil - and gets on all fours. Their female partner proceeds to rub their naked lower body along their back, namely focussing on the movement of the vagina.

Guy 1: Hey man I got a Venetian Backrub yesterday from "Ellie"
Guy 2: Sweet, did you use Johnson's?

Venetian Backrub by gc2 May 23, 2012

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mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.

Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?

mexican backrub by Mr. GL April 15, 2017

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morning backrub

The act of performing anal on a girl sound asleep and giving her a "morning backrub" to wake her up.

"Dude Maggie is still sleeping"

"should I give her a "morning backrub" to wake her up?"

morning backrub by Joe Gregz December 10, 2013

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Backrubber

A guy who "is there for a girl" after a break-up while secretly hoping that he'll be able to get into her pants.

"Is Karen out with Tom again?"
"I don't know, but he's all after her recently, listening, 'caring' and so on. He's such a backrubber!"

Backrubber by Dudemeister42 February 4, 2012

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Chinese backrub

You give your girl a backrub while fucking her from behind at the same time.

Man : Baby, I'm gonna give you a chinese backrub tonight!
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.

Chinese backrub by Johnny Fleming November 10, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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