Brunel Bodge

A masterpiece in engineering disaster. Brunel University, West London happens to be well known amongst it's students as being very poorly designed, a path from a fire exit continues halfway across the grass and comes to an abrupt end.They have also just placed railings by the side of the road to stop people crossing (which would normally be fine..except this is at a pedestrian crossing.)
NB.This is not to be confused with a design by Isambard Kingdom Brunel himself, which is the total opposite and includes at least semi elite design.

An inflatable dartboard would be a complete brunel bodge..
"great idea, shame we didnt pay the designers enough to come up with decent designs!"

by Marc_Monkey August 28, 2005

Dirty Brunel

When you catfish a sped kid into sending you his penis on Snapchat.

Yo you here that kid pulled a dirty brunel

Yea thats messed

by SeymourButts1329 June 12, 2023

Brunell

Noun, subject specific to sailing – a spanner in the works; a person or group of individuals who collectively decide to be tools and make a massive fucking fuss about a problem they’ve invented themselves.

The Brunell Effect, Doing a Brunell – describes the above phenomenon.
Brunelling, adjectival form of the above - whinging.

- My friends all bailed on going to the pub because they're doing this dry-anuary bullshit and they say I should too
- Oh mate, what a Brunell!

- half-time's run over because Tottenham are arguing with the ref...
- fucking Sterling, doing a Brunell....

- Brexit...
- It's a fucking Brunell

by D. Finitely February 18, 2019

brunel

baddest cunt in the area, drug kingpin, destined for success in both legal and illegal ways, future mafia boss

im scared of brunel

by remon butras December 25, 2022

Brunelle

A hot french girl who’s gay but says she’s straight. She’s the actual funny one of the group and she doesn’t even try to be. Everyone loves a brunelle.

Sasha: Why does brunelle she act like she’s everything?

Me: because she is.

by Hottielol February 19, 2022