Brown Luck

A string of resoundingly bad luck ranging in duration from a few hours to an entire lifetime. Although the exact causes of Brown Luck have yet to be determined, genetic factors seem to play a prominent role. Similar to being shit out of luck, but experienced over a much longer period of time.

His week wasn't going very well. His bike had been stolen, he'd misplaced his keys, the pop machine ate his quarter. He was suffering from Brown luck.

Brown Luck by ShocktheMonkey April 21, 2009

brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

brown luck by Browner83 June 7, 2013

brownfuck 

when your taking a shit and the shit is touching the water but it wont fall from your ass so you shake up and down till it drops

hey i totally just brownfucked that toilet

brownfuck by taylamade April 23, 2011

Brownfuck 

Fucking in the anus while defecating

“Oh my god i need to poop !!”
“My dick is inside your ass”
“LETS GO BROWNFUCKING”

Brownfuck by lily🍆 June 8, 2025