Brown Handle 

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

Brown Handle by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

Handle Your Brown 

When you gain my approval. Cool under pressure. Fast to act. Ready for attack.

"It's rough out their soldier. You're going to need to handle your brown."

Handle Your Brown by brownhandler388 July 12, 2021

brown handed 

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

brown handed by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

Brown-Handed sky hook 

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

Brown-Handed sky hook by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

Caught Brown-Handed

When you get caught scratching your ass crack and someone points it out.

Anonymous1: *scratching his ass crack*
Anonymous2: EW! WASH YOUR HANDS!
Anonymous1: Damnit, I got Caught Brown-handed.

Caught Brown-Handed by Vikingman921 April 4, 2026