Brotheism

the belief in your bros as your whole universe; usually a result of a lack of belief in anything else (atheism).

Religious services take place on Friday, Saturday, or any day that you can get shit-faced on. Communion is the drinking of beer and the eating of chili-cheese anything. Prayer is addressed to the Holy Dude (who may or may not drink Caucasians), and usually occurs as a result of a long night of partying: "Oh Dude, I should not have eaten El Gigante* after that Power Hour."

*7 lb. burrito

"Dude, do not steal Robbie's girlfriend. Don't you remember the first commandment of Brotheism? 'Do unto thy Bros as you would have them to unto thee.'"

Brotheism by Cardinal Brovellecci November 1, 2011

The Madrid Brothers 

The 3-year apart lightskin millionaire influencer brother duo known as ‘JetSet and TheBlondeJon’… AKA Josh King Madrid & Jon Madrid.

From Ohio and then moved to LA. Years later moved to the Inland Empire (IE) where they grew up until they graduated Paloma Valley High School and moved to the OC and LA to successfully pursue making millions as an internet celebrity.

Tommy: Look at those Instagram supermodel twins, they are smoking hot babes!

Joey Sendz: It’s not worth it bro, The Madrid Brothers already sealed that deal.

Tommy: Them too?! Damn, these buff-ass veneer wearing lightskins are studs. Not even gunna lie.

Joey Sendz: and they are rich with hella followers.

Tommy: I’m in the wrong industry. I need me some internet money.

The Madrid Brothers by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!

{Big Sisters & Big Brothers] are in practically every town & city nationwide.

Big Sisters & Big Brothers by Starchylde May 21, 2016

mud brothers 

" Mud brothers are like people who grow up with each other without coming from the same peers , though reality and struggle and pain , happiness and joy it could be more then one but its a family outside your house whole"

" NAH WE AINT BLOOD BROTHERS WE MUD BROTHERS'

mud brothers by jehahn January 31, 2017

Dutchie Brothers

Underground crew formed in the Bronx in the early 1980's (circa. 1981)specializing in promoting peaceful parties thoughout the Bronx for the purpose of brotherhood amongst, and the uplifting of, the hip-hop generation. Heavy emphasis on Weed. Credo "Come in peace or leave deceased". Sponsored "Inter-Racial" get high between beer drinking white boys and weed smokin' Ricans after racial tension boiled over at area high school. Sponsored annual Christmas Parties, girls got in free, guys get in with a tray or nickel bag of weed, or beer-school ID required. A real comraderie developed as a result of these parties. These were the pre-crack days mind you so it was all harmless fun.

Yo, the Dutchie Brothers are throwing a Zoo-Bang. DJ Scorpio & Magic throwing a jam at Poe Park.

Dutchie Brothers by Buggin' E-Z April 12, 2009

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.

Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*

Apache Brothers by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Mitchell Brothers 

A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.

Gary: "Look at the norks on that"
Dave: "Fuck me, it's The Mitchell Brothers"

Mitchell Brothers by Brian Munich August 28, 2006