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The kind of kid that drinks one beer and says he is drunk. He is the kid at parties that is loud, annoying and occasionally will fall down steps and knock a hole in the wall. We all know a Broskey.
Yo dude did you see Justin at that party?! He was so annoying!

I know man he's such a Broskey!
Broskey by beowolf February 25, 2013
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Of the best group of snowboarders or skiers at a resort, the one that will drop the best tricks and is stoned nearly all the time. This person will usually speak in a form of the English language that is unintelligible; saying things like, "That jump was gnar-gnar dude!" "I got some rad ill air of that booter"
Did you understand what the broskeyjust said?

Have you ever noticed that pro snowboarding is just a collection of the best broskeys from around the planet?
broskey by Axe9888 January 17, 2007
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A male friend that's more like a brother to you

Or a cool way of saying brother
Man Justin your my broskee for life
Broskee by Ari.Babes June 5, 2016
a Briskey is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. everyone wants to be a briskey but not every one is. the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are AWESOME
(1)"you're pretty awesome, are you a briskey?

(2) "that person seems so perfect. i bet he's a briskey."
briskey by Marcuz Sanchez November 28, 2009

Brokey-Balboa 

Someone who does not have any money to do anything....
Hey man whats the plans for the weekend?
Nothing man no money I'm Brokey-Balboa...I cant do shit!!
Brokey-Balboa by AdbRoot February 4, 2013
Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)
Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind
Broskee by KewLy August 7, 2011
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