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Bropez

A charismatic overall awesome bro. Want frat? Well you'll get soo much frat from this guy his babies will come out wearing Sperry's and asking to drink milk out of a milk bong. His chill to pull ratio far surpasses that of McCoy, so far up there is no known number to describe it. He loves going out on adventures and Fiona's. Girls call dibs on him when he walks into a party. Always single and willing to mingle. Loves hazing the shit out of pledges. Google searches him for answers. Jealous yet? Don't like him? Sucks to be you, because he has a bag of fucks and he doesn't give out any. Don't mess with his brothers, HE WILL CUT YOU! He loves his brothers more than cheese-itz *that means a lot*
Gets plastered and wakes up the next day only to start drinking more. Wears sunglasses indoors. Why? Why not! Shall I keep going? He coined the term "Fratastic"Weed gets high off of him, he is never wrong, has the best-est uncle in the world, loves pupy chow and baked goods. His favorite sorority is Alpha Sigma Tau, except BitchTina she's not cool Delta Gamma is pretty neat too, Delta Zeta and Chi Omegas get him off the most. He knows a ginger so watch out for your soul. Never diss his woman Taylor Swift, because he will appear at the edge of your bed in the darkest of night, and scare the shit out of you..look behind you, missed him look again. His only kryptonite, is the ability to use the mass technology that we have today also known as Twitter. Barbra Streisand
"Look! Bropez just walked in the door! Dibs!"
Bropez can play the banjo
"Hey look it's Bropez!" "Back off bitch he's mine"
"Taylor Swift is soo lucky to have someone like Bropez in her life"
by Ke$haRox October 10, 2012
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bropez bowl

A game played between two or more guys in which you gain points from having sex with various types of women. The characteristics of the girl and the time & place in which you have sex with her determines the amount of points each player can gain. This game is generally played when a group of friends visit a foreign country because the game is focused on having sex with women of a different nationality than the players.
Alex- "So who actually won the Bropez Bowl this spring break?"

Austin- "I'm not sure. We have to sit down and count our points when we get back home."
by I_S_S_U_E_S April 24, 2016
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Broper

A bro who gropes.
Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
by nomanito September 23, 2016
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blopezing

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.
"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."
by Banilla March 22, 2009
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Broperiod

This word is specifically for guys; It is when you have a weekend to yourself (as your lady friend might take for herself when it's her time of the month). You might sit on the couch with your favorite blanket and watch Notting Hill, or curl up in the sunroom draped in a silk robe and read your favorite book for the second time, or even eat a pint of ben and jerrys by yourself. And when you have a weekend like this, guess what bro, you just had your broperiod. Like it or not.
Yo bro, what'd you do this weekend? Get shitfaced?

Na brosef, I had my broperiod.

What?

I just loafed around the house bro. And read my favorite book, it was the shit. I deserved it.

Thats so BRO!

YEEAH BRO!

LETS WATCH NOTTING HILL NEXT WEEKEND BRO!

....you gay bro?
by MarthaStewart420 October 23, 2011
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bropeller

The bropeller is when your friend grabs your cock swings it around for you imitating a propeller like when you do the chopper/helicopter dance. It’s a pretty homosexual move.
Kelvin snuck up behind Tim in the change rooms and grabbed his cock. He then did a bropeller with Tim’s dick for Rogan the softball captain.
by iB.PoPo July 13, 2018
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Bropeth

The act of listening to Opeth/going to Opeth shows with bros.
Hey bro, wanna Bropeth on Prog Nation this summer?
by bernie w October 4, 2009
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