Brokia

A broken or damaged Nokia phone. Widely considered as mythical and nonexistent, as Nokia phones cannot be destroyed.

Not to be confused with another urban legend the Bro-Kia, a Kia car for your bros, as most avoid the humiliation of being seen in a Kia. Seriously. Don't drive a Kia.

Guy 1: Have you ever seen a Brokia?

Guy 2: Yeah, I saw last summer when I saw the Loch Ness Monster.

Guy 1: Is the sarcasm really necessary?

Guy 2: Is driving a Kia really necessary? Seriously, just take the bus.

by TheRealJLike January 12, 2013

Brokini

Male swimwear with a bikini bottom and shoulder strap. Designed to show off your small package in style.

Wow that guy looks really cute in his Brokini!

by JeremyVanlanda July 22, 2020

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!

Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane is a phrase to warn you how dangerous cocaine is. It sounds like cocaine is broken.

Dennis tried cocaine and got addicted, now he's living in the streets. Cocaine is brokane!

by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

Chinese Brokkake Trap

Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.

Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.

by Benny Boy 6969 April 8, 2023

Broskiana Jones

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones

Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!

by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

brokanese

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.

Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.

by migos2 January 11, 2014