If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Broken shit

An exhausted mental searches usual choice picked by your exhausted mind and body to describe the possessions that a destructive accident caused by the action of the woman he loves but knew in his heart "also works to describe" she doesn't care,

There's a bunch of broken shit. And it's my fault for loving someone who feels joy when you hurt.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.

by Pro classy anti snitch April 4, 2020