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Broken Foot 

The Broken Foot is what can happen when you're engaged in seriously rough and vigorous sex with a partner.

During the act, the couple (or couples) end up fucking so hard, one of them breaks their foot or other appendage. Research suggests that 90% of the time it's the foot or feet that take the punishment.

The worse the break, the better the sex. Multiple breaks would signify genius / brilliant sex.

Not to be confused with a stress fracture which can occur during dull sex.
Oh god, I fucked Rosey so hard last night she ended up with a broken foot.
Broken Foot by sukosimon November 29, 2010
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Broken foot roulette 

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken
My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

brokefoot drunk 

the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.
Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.
brokefoot drunk by kione January 2, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026