Brofive
When you give a high five to one of your bros for a special reason, thus being more significant then a regular high five.
Brofive by Alex wells December 27, 2008
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BroHive
When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
BroHive by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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Brofile Picture by JarrettMark March 19, 2009
Bro five
Before we even talked I gave my bro a bro five. I felt years of pain and anguish from my bros fist explode into bald eagles.
Bro five by Bruh-kwan-do October 3, 2016
brofiver
A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
brofiver by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
brofile
A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
brofile by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
brosive
You may have commonly heard the word "bro" which is actually the root word of "brosive." Meaning brother or close friend. It commonly represents a strong relationship among bros that wear their pants around their ankles and worship the company SRH.
brosive by Ass Clappin' June 24, 2006