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Broddism

A facebook religion, whose commandments and scriptures help maintain balance and order in the bro world
Brommandments (Commandments of Broddism):
1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: Thy bros before thy hoes
3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public

for 6-10, join the facebook group titled 'the bro commandments'
by wtf machine April 16, 2010
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broodism

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012
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brodism

A religion in which all guys (bros) believe in getting together to bro-out...
Bros before Hoes is a key part of the Brodism religion
by P-dub3 October 20, 2007
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Brodeism

The religion of all bro's . It is a combination of the holly word ,,bro,, and the ,,deism,, as in God.
Brodeism is the religion after which all bros should live by.
by FilipOfMacedon March 10, 2010
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Brodism

The religion of Bro's. The Church of Sainted Bro's is the only church in the world that practices the teaching of the great and only Brosph Christ. It is legend that Brosph lives in the deep jungles of Cabo and rides his golden jet-skis through the rivers giving rides to bro's for century's.
Gabe: I just joined the Sainted Church of Brodism, would you like to join me in a trip to Cabo.

Shaun:MY BRO, CABO..........jetskis?

Gabe: And bitches, don't forget the Bitches.
by Mormonfox May 4, 2013
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brodyism

I converted to brodyism after I learned of my failed abortion.
by BrodyOP June 21, 2016
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Brodaism

Tim and James joined the Brodaistic church down the street, Brodaism must be chill.
by Jammer99 January 28, 2011
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