Brocret

A secret shared among bros. It is recognized as one of the highest and most sacred oaths of the Bro Code. Breaking the oath and revealing the brocret can and is punishable by death.

Christian has a brocret that he needs to tell Jeromy and Riqo.

Brocret by BroCode Scribe November 25, 2013

Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.

brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99

Brocket 99 by dirtchute September 16, 2009

brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

brochet by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

Brocket, Alberta 

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.

Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.

Brocket, Alberta by brian red crow August 17, 2006

brocket 

When one uses their bra as a pocket, it is called a
"brocket". A common requirement to having a brocket is to have boobs.

Man: Can you carry my cell?
Woman: I don't have any pockets.
Man: Put it in your brocket.

brocket by Steven1337 December 28, 2005

Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

Brociety 

A group of three or more "bros" who would rather spend their time smoking cigarettes, playing lacrosse,drinking to the point of belligerence and talking about all the girls they get. They are usually surrounded by a group of girls hoping to mooch off their good looks and wealth. A very arrogant bunch.

I was going to leave the party but then the brociety showed up and I had to stay.

Did you notice how belligerently drunk the brociety got this weekend? And they still won in beer pong!

I really want to hook up with brociety, so I have to play hard to get.

Brociety by Herakles April 4, 2009