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A large, icy, mass that large groups of douche bag Frat Fucks enjoy throwing out the window at innocent folk on the street.
(Tremendous impact, an SUV squeals off and someone yells, "FAGS!" out the window)
Kent (wiping snow off his face) "Mother fuckers! They got me so good.
Brad (Very pissed and snowy) "I wish they just would have fucking killed me.. I don't want to inconvenienced with pain."
Kent- "what was that, an Iceberg?"
Brad-" No, a broberg"
Kent (wiping snow off his face) "Mother fuckers! They got me so good.
Brad (Very pissed and snowy) "I wish they just would have fucking killed me.. I don't want to inconvenienced with pain."
Kent- "what was that, an Iceberg?"
Brad-" No, a broberg"
broberg by Lars Randle Mars March 18, 2008
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Broberlin
The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.
Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.
Broberlin by honey.badger September 28, 2011
Broberic
Savagely cruel and exceedingly brutal"bros." Commonly found at sporting events, gyms, or wherever else bro-downs are known to occur.
Guy 1: This gym would be so much better if those bro's weren't grunting screaming and chest bumping after each set.
Guy 2: No doubt, looks like its about to get broberic in here, stand clear.
Guy 2: No doubt, looks like its about to get broberic in here, stand clear.
Bromergency
An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.
Bromergency by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010
Broberry
A "buddy"-esque term being used more and more often among fraternal followers nationwide (most often on campuses), harkening back to the Brovice/Sorrovice of choice, the ever-popular Blackberry. The term's literal meaning is along the lines of "Friend, Companion, or Buddy"..but is most often used in a Bro-ey type of way...which has oftentimes cast subtle hints relating to penis envy or the unjustified longing to spend the majority of one's time among men. But when used properly, it's most often in lieu of Bro/Bra.
Bro #1 (Not donning Croakies, though it's preferred for the effect) -- "You down to crunch a few Broberry, or are you gunna bail on us again?"
Bro #2 -- "Ease up Broberg (variant), if you don't back off my nuts, you'll be wearing that Scroto Saggins sign around your neck again"
Bro #2 -- "Ease up Broberg (variant), if you don't back off my nuts, you'll be wearing that Scroto Saggins sign around your neck again"
Broberry by amc.Singler March 17, 2010
brobargo
An embargo of speech or contact placed upon a bro who has become severely whipped by his female counterpart in which the bro will be completely deprived of any and all bro interaction in hopes of making him find an appropriate equilibrium between his b and his bros.
brobargo by broindesperation January 10, 2009