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broatmeal 

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.
broatmeal by HCSig April 4, 2011
Word of the Day on February 27, 2014
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broatmeal 

another word for brother, brosky, broctopus, brotato.
J- Fuckin A' man, go hard or go home
K- No doubt broatmeal, giv'er your all since day one, 110%.
broatmeal by Jolene17 December 5, 2007
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Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.
Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*
boatmeal by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

Proatmeal 

A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.
He eats proatmeal every day for breakfast. That dude's hardcore.
Proatmeal by Jagerman April 29, 2010

Bloatmeal 

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.
Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"
Bloatmeal by Mark2020 January 3, 2019
The central shopping district of Bristol, a large city in the South West of England. It consists mostly of 4 pedestrianised streets, but also contains a small shopping mall known as the Galleries.

Directly to its east is Cabot Circus, a newly developed, more upmarket shopping centre. To the South West is St Nicholas' Market (colloquially referred to as St Nicks), the Centre, and Park Street, all of which are an extension of the main shopping district.

The whole district, containing Broadmead, Cabot Circus, St Nicks, the Centre and Park Street is often refered to collectively as "town".
"'Ere Mary, do you want to go ter Broadmead?"
Broadmead by origami.bullets June 10, 2009

bloatmeal 

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).
I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.
bloatmeal by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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