Bro Geek 

A Bro Geek is the smartest and most technology advanced bro in the group. He's the guy that figured out your girl was cheating on you by using myspace. He can start a smart sentence with "dude" or "yo bro". He set up the GPS to the party. He chills in all groups as everyone likes him, partys like a bro but can fix your iPod. He's the guy you send to talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

John: Yo Bro, I think my hoe's getting on me.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.

Bro Geek by T Gibs May 25, 2008

told bro we geek hard 

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.

Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."

told bro we geek hard by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023

chill bro i was geeked 

chill bro i was geeked is a saying that was used by tiktoker @twombackup where he misheard a ken carson line and typed the wrong thing and then makes a video saying he was “geeked”

person 1: “why did you hit my mom with a car”
person 2: “chill bro i was geeked”

chill bro i was geeked by Nigga you don’t know August 18, 2024