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Brit or British 

1. Someone usually of ethnic origin whom had emigrated to the united kingdom to call themselves british.
Britain is made up of England, Ireland, Scotland and unfortunately wale's.
if u ask a an Irishman what nationality he is, he'll tell u Irish not British, same goes if u ask that same question to a Scotsman or Welshman, only when you get to England is it a different story, when the white gentleman is asked He will respond English, when asking the ethnic gentleman he'll say British. Those of us whom are English will say English on the basis of Britain is 4 country's, England is one true nation. Us English find being called Brit or British Racist on the basis were not welsh, scotish or Irish.
Its almost like being called a paki, the abbreviation of a country, If paki is a racist word then so is Brit, Yank, Aussie a sheep shagger.
As in.

Call me Brit or British again and expect a punch in the chops.
Im English, not British you racist!

(Britain used to mean great, now it means free government hand out to anyone who can get here!)
Brit or British by SixHorns November 16, 2009

Brit Monkey 

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

brit shalom 

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
brit shalom by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020

brit-nose 

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.
Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.
brit-nose by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2018

get brit on 

When your British friend absolutely demolishes a subordinate being in any social situation.
Ann: I’m scamming you right now
Aidan: GET BRIT ON
Ann: *dies*
get brit on by slightlysouthern November 29, 2021

brit abroad 

A mentally challenged individual from the UK, who travels to foreign countries with no intention of integrating with the culture there. Instead, they hunt down a full English breakfast, followed by a bar to watch football, 10 pints of Carling and a Sunday roast. Never attempts any of the language and is constantly ridiculed by locals who know they can't understand one word they are saying. They sit on the beach in uncomfortable temperatures, wear no sun cream, a white handkerchief on their head and sit down to dinner resembling a lobster that's been caught on the job. Such an individual can be mostly found in Spain in any location prefaced by 'Costa', the Algarve and various other areas that have been downgraded in order to make these people feel more at home.
'Carol goes to the Benidorm every year and stays at the Royal George. She says they do a lovely Shepherds pie.' ...... 'Really? What a Brit abroad!'
brit abroad by conti_bwoy January 26, 2014