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Breast Price 

1. A price quoted solely for women displaying large breasts.
2. A discount offered- often proportionate to the cup size.
3. A price often better than the stated best price available, also typically paired with "breast service."
Tom- "I bought these apples today for $5 from the market; I really think I got them for the best price."
Suzie- "You may have received the 'best price,' but I was given the breast price of $3.50."
Breast Price by Slyniti November 6, 2012
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Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.
At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.