You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it
Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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