Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

Bread Knifer by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

bread knife 

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

bread knife by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

milky bread knife 

What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014

Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!

milky bread knife by Double D Industries April 5, 2014

Bread Knife 

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Bread Knife by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife 

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Rusty Breadknife 

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

Rusty Breadknife by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

Breadknife 

Taken as a spin off from the term "to cut someone's lunch" which in turn means for one person to 'hit on' or 'flirt' with another person's partner/girlfriend/spouse.

A breadknife is used to cut a sandwich, which may be someone's lunch.

A friend decides to flirt with your grilfriend when you are not present, he could be described as cutting your lunch, and thus you are entitled to call him a "Breadknife"

Breadknife by Finchy19 October 13, 2009