Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson May 28, 2016

breadfast

A breakfast that consists mainly of bread

"Hey! Are you coming for lunch?"
"Not today, I had a heavy breadfast."

by ronron December 4, 2014

breaffest

A word meaning beautiful. Lots of celeberties are breaffest.

You are so breaffest

by boomaliciouslyjealous November 23, 2011

breakfest

It's when more than one person group to eat in the morning. Instead of breakfast, it's breakfest, because with more people it becomes more of a "fest", and, it's never fast...therefore "fast" was removed from the word and had to be replaced.

"Is that a douche in your pocket? Well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun."

by Super Sonic Scott January 16, 2005

Barbarian Breakfest

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

by LandonK May 5, 2008

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

Breadfast

Olives and bread for breakfast

Yeah, man I just had me some “breadfast”

by Breadfast April 21, 2019