Brayden Murphy has a big dick
by Hartman_Noah October 13, 2018
Brayden is the type of guy that just wants to smash. He usually has brownish hair and brown eyes. Some people might say he's a fuck boy. He usually dates girls that are tall and have red hair. He can tend to date bitches sometimes... or more like most of the time. If you really want the real definition pretty much is a guy that will fuck anything that walks.
Damn look at that guy over there! He's fucking that weird guy john! That must be a Brayden blackhurst!
by Fuck_boiiiiii September 17, 2017
When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.
by Janis1231 December 31, 2021
A match made from heaven, but they broke up a while ago. He is critically insane, but so is she. Brayden can be a dick hole, but Marissa can be a bitch. Marissa is beautiful/hot , caring (when she isn't being an ass bag), super athletic and these amazing eyes you just want to stare into forever. Brayden is so handsome, a great surfer, sweet (when he isn't being a complete fucktard/dick/flirt) and has a cute little smirk that makes you melt.
by mwejcndcneqbfuvpy76t4hbrj0[mf May 24, 2016
Amazing you YouTuber who has a 9 inch cock. He’s dark hair and gets the girl . He also usually has hazel blue eyes. He loves the outdoors and enjoys hunting and fishing
by Brayden Robinson April 12, 2018
Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!
Person 1. *sniff*
Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
by thig69 May 2, 2019
"Hey man you seem depressed. What's wrong?"
"Ya, my therapist says I'm going through Brayden Withdrawals. Worst case he's ever seen"
"Ya, my therapist says I'm going through Brayden Withdrawals. Worst case he's ever seen"
by Titanfan949 December 19, 2021