Brat Child 

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

Brat Child by shestheenemy May 11, 2014

branchild 

When you eat too much All-Bran and shit a loaf the size of an infant.

Damn, my ass is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.

branchild by daledimmadome July 18, 2017