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Brandon Moment 

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.
1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."
Brandon Moment by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

brandon moment 

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
brandon moment by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon moment 

A brandon moment is when you think of something weird in a sexual way.
Bro I just had a brandon moment
Brandon moment by Thereaperkid November 14, 2018

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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