Brandon Moment 

A “Brandon Moment” is when TikTok User @brandon.king3 says a bad take.

“Cole > Kanye, Nba Youngboy > Kid Cudi, Culture 2 > Tpab”. “Oh, that’s a Brandon Moment”

Brandon Moment by steelosteelosteelo May 5, 2021

Brandon Moment 

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

Brandon Moment by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

brandon moment 

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

brandon moment by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon moment 

A brandon moment is when you think of something weird in a sexual way.

Bro I just had a brandon moment

Brandon moment by Thereaperkid November 14, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019