Brandon Moment 

A “Brandon Moment” is when TikTok User @brandon.king3 says a bad take.

“Cole > Kanye, Nba Youngboy > Kid Cudi, Culture 2 > Tpab”. “Oh, that’s a Brandon Moment”

Brandon Moment by steelosteelosteelo May 5, 2021

Brandon Moment 

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

Brandon Moment by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

brandon moment 

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

brandon moment by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon moment 

A brandon moment is when you think of something weird in a sexual way.

Bro I just had a brandon moment

Brandon moment by Thereaperkid November 14, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004