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Bontempo 

A sassy, blonde, charismatic person who teaches like a drunken sailor.
"My teacher is a Bontempo."
Bontempo by yourfavstudentinperiod4 February 12, 2014

bontemps 

adj. - the greatest form of utter stupidity, rediculousness, or irrationality. to perform such an act would require becoming a hermit for all eternity.
Wow, that was pretty Bontemps of you!
bontemps by Paul Cognetti September 15, 2004

Bontemps 

A person who is very ugly, stupid, and annoying. This person has an extremely false since of cockiness, although has no friends. This person may also be referred to as Screech, Sam Powers, or Dustin Diamond.

i.e. - the worst of all insults
Quit being a Bontemps!
Bontemps by bort September 25, 2004

Bontemps 

Another word used for good times in french
Bontemps are fun to have when you haven't seen family in a while
Bontemps by _reallife March 14, 2017

Benjamin BOMTEMPO 

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.
Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid

Bontemps 

To party it up hard, get really drunk, and have a great time despite how you might feel the next morning.
"Damn, those guys are partying Bontemps style over there!"

"Tim and Ron said they wanted to get blotto Bontemps style tonight at the concert."
Bontemps by WVU Fan September 26, 2005
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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