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noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.

John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
by The Sinstar Carrier September 18, 2010
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