Boshelled 

Not as it should be; misconstrued beyond interpretation; butchering of a menial task; totally fucked

Also see:
Jizzed up, Bolaris

1. Wow, this box card is really boshelled...
2. Well, he really boshelled that one up didn't he...

Boshelled by Johnson_Rod October 12, 2014

Bohalled 

That moment when your second foot is going into the underwear; one toe doesn't get the memo and you know you are going down.

I was getting dressed and totally bohalled!

Bohalled by Verno T May 22, 2015

Bombshelled 

A word to describe when a girls boobs are not real, and not fake, but definitely enhanced by the use of a cleavage maximizing bra. Named for the Victoria Secret bombshell bra, it is typically used in situations where a guy has been duped by the illusion of a large chest, when in actually it is just that damn bra that promises '2 cupsizes larger'

Jeff: Hey Mike, did Vanessa get implants or something? Her boobs look huge.
Mike: Naw brah, those things are bombshelled... under that shirt they're still A cups.

Chris: Yeah my date last night looked super hot, her rack was huge. But when I got home to nail her and she took off that bra, it was all just a cruel trick. Those things were bombshelled as hell.

Bombshelled by nedsyoungerbro July 20, 2010

boswelled 

Absolutely pissed. Drunk

Did you see Bazza last night? He was totally boswelled

boswelled by stevichops January 9, 2014

Boshered 

The act of being boshered. When one is so inhebriated that they take a tumble, suffer mild concussion, hypothermia and excessive vomiting. Often requires medical attention and ambulance transportation to one's abode.

I was so boshered last night I lost my phone, keys, wallet and dignity.

Boshered by Elgar Shoe December 17, 2010