Look at the state of that dorty fuckin boon.
That boon smells like soil.
Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?
That boon smells like soil.
Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?
by Johann the magical frog May 2, 2006
A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
by CBAM!!! December 8, 2011
The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by Brian H July 10, 2005
Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone.
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
by Matthew Karl August 20, 2007
One word. Beast. Always on top, in sex and all else. No one stops a Boone.
Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Don't mess with a Boone
by GODBOONE May 9, 2011
When you are interacting with an individual about a certain topic and a nosey ass person intrudes and asks questions like "What are you guys talking about? Omg, who are you talking about?"
Person 1: Bruh the other Madison gave Jackson head
Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob!
Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details.
Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob!
Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details.
Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
by macysmokesweed November 4, 2019