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Boobslam 

To thrust one's bosom upon another in such a way it is insulting.
The last test was really difficult, so much so that Larry was boobslammed.

Larry, "How was the Halo tournament?"
Jane, "We lost. The team we versed boobieslammed us so hard we lost by 25 points. I swear that narrator should have said 'Lost Hope' to us."
Boobslam by Pancake Spout October 21, 2010
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boobclamp 

where a man gropes a woman's boobs and holds on for so long they are basically clamped to them.
"Did you hear about Thalia and Combeferre?"

"Yeah, I heard he did a boobclamp to her."
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Boobclamp 

A Clamp for Boobs.
A joke used for a pretty famous Les Mis tumblr user: Francebeforeyourpantsmarius
A boobclamp is a squishy thing that pinches your boobies
an expression showing great emotion towards something that the user finds extremely cool.
NOT BOOMSLAM - someone falling down the stairs

BOOMSLAM - someone exploding, out of nowhere
BOOMSLAM by Sir Sharn April 6, 2004

Boobslap 

When a woman slaps a man’s face using her breast while his face is between them. During love making, the “Woman on Top” position has such moments.
The best kind of slap a woman can ever give you is a boobslap.
Lets Boobslap and not bitchslap :)
Boobslap by Jamesbondkimaa July 15, 2016

Boobyslam 

The act of tit fucking a girl.
Mason: I just wanted to say that that girl over there has huge tits.
Josh: Yeah, I would boobyslam her.
Boobyslam by HMM17 July 2, 2008

boobslack 

The area above a female's boobs and below her shoulder, perfect for resting your head on
*Guy is resting his head on his girlfriend's below-shoulder area*

Random person: Why is he on her boobslack?
boobslack by Dusk13 May 23, 2011