Often mistaken for an actual boner, yet in actuality is quite different. Bonzars are often raised by certain circumstances that normally would not affect a boner. However, like a boner, a bonzar can also be affected by attractive women... or men.
A person who drinks alcohol to excess, habitually , a person who gets drunk (with alcoholic drinks)
vodka , rum , whiskey , gin , tequila , rye , brandy, fire water , schnaps and the kinds of alcohol.. the boozard consumes.. to get drunk.
collin is such a boozard.. he gets drunk at the old bar and goes home and beats his wife up.
collin is a boozard.. so tha makes him a loser.
To perform a sexual act with one's sibling while implying it is both nonsexual and silly.
Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo Abby Winters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, then she put it in her hair and went "I'm Cameron Diaz!".
That is a Bozark.
The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).
She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was liketotally picking her up on BONAR right away.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.