bonny johnny 

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

bonny johnny by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013

Bohnny Johnny 

A group or gathering of drangus, delgrangos, or drongoloids. Also see Brohnnty, Dohnnty, or Donsley.

"Two dranguses over there, behind the Bohnny Johnny."

"Where my Bohnny Johnny's at"

"I can't believe how hot and sexy that Bohnny Johnny is, I'd let them drangus all over my delgrangos any day"

Bohnny Johnny by Bohnny Johnny September 25, 2020