boner check
boner check by Goatseking April 5, 2007
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Boner Check
When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused
"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
Boner Check by DMTice40 August 1, 2015
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Bone Check
PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!
PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!
PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
Bone Check by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004
Bone Check
1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife
2>when one football player hits another really hard
2>when one football player hits another really hard
1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"
2> LT just bone checked Theisman
2> LT just bone checked Theisman
Bone Check by KDoss August 24, 2005
bone check
upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times
bone check by El Negro September 11, 2004
boner checkmate
To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.
boner checkmate by Jkeith May 14, 2014
Bone Check
The act of open-hand swattage of the groin area on a guy coming towards you. If the person is guilty of boneage, then the force shoves the boner into the guy thus resulting in motionlessness, pain and pwnage.
guy 1: (coming towards you) "sup dude!"
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!
Bone Check by K@B00$3 December 11, 2006
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