Bomb Pad

A wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. Dual purpose - a) deafen the sound of your poop hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one's arse cheeks.

Next time, I will use a bomb pad - I really didn't want my ass cheeks bathed in poo-water!

by Kinky Phucker April 5, 2011