Bologna Curtains

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.

While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.

by Ned Bolcar July 03, 2010

bologna curtains

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

by URASuka June 19, 2009

bologna curtains

Another name for the frothy piss hole vagina

That chick's bologna curtains stank like fish

by funnymick June 24, 2006