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extremely ugly woman resembling something that lives in a swamp

that girl you were with last night was a bog beast

bog beast by spook April 15, 2004

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Bog Beast

A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.

Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.

Bog Beast by Dr. Portmanteau February 9, 2021

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Bogbeast

A really ugly girl or woman usually a bit rough or scary looking with bad or disgusting habits. i.e. fanny scratching public farting bogie flicking etc.

The bogbeast put me off my food with her boot ugly boat race (face) and the continual scratch and sniffing of her own rank muff.

Bogbeast by Bogbeast August 31, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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