Body Poker

A card game invented by Beatrice Middleton. Mostly played over the phone, but can also be played with cards. Two decks of cards are needed for this game. Played much like normal poker except using the parts of the body instead of chips to make bets with. Whoever has the most 'body' at the end of the game wins. So, next time you're looking for some fun - get a bunch of your granny friends together and play some Body Poker. You will love it! Beatrice Middleton Approved!!

Beatrice: Hey Flo, you up for a game tonight? What do you think, maybe Body Poker?

Flo: (whooping!) Bring it on, Beatrice! Bring it on! Two body draw, kidneys wild!

(A knock at the door)

Hec: Hey girls, what's going on? Whoah, do I smell Body Poker going on? Deal me in, grannies!

Flo: Okay, you're up. I'll be you two kidneys against one heart.

Beatrice: I'll see your bet and raise you some Spider Veins! My blue babies!

Hec: (growling) Well, throw in an arthritic knee and its a deal!

(Laughing from the next room)

Morris: (talking to Midge) What are they doing in there? Are they doing that Body Poker stuff again?

Midge: Sure, they love to play it. You know, when you get old your body falls apart.

Morrs: Well, maybe they should deal me up. I'll go ask them.

Hec: (hearing Morris from the other room) Sure! I'll raise you a stiff back. You're in!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Beatrice: Pay up, sonny! I'll raise you a whole body for just your back!

Morris: Rock on, Body Poker is the newest Blackjack!

Body Poker by Dusty's Baby Powder June 16, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004