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Bobrossing 

When a guy with a long beard that he has tied is going down on a girl and it collects all of the spit and juices, before going back up to kiss the girl, he dries off the beard by whacking it on a girl's leg like Bob Ross and his paint brushes.
Deborah was not impressed by John's bobrossing and asked him to leave.

"I'm going to paint you with happy little clouds" said Dave as he Bobrossed on his wife's leg.
Bobrossing by HappyLittleCloud April 25, 2021
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Bob Rossing 

To make something (extremely) hard look extremely easy.
Guy 1: Holy crap, he's making that kind of pwnage look like 1, 2, 3.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's really Bob Rossing that thing.
Bob Rossing by Bigbobo47 January 11, 2008

Bob Rossing It 

Taking a mans limp dick and slapping it back and forth repeatedly at high speeds like Bob Ross cleaning his paint brush.
My boyfriends dick wouldn't get hard so I started Bob Rossing it...

Bobrossity

The appearance of cohesion in the universe. When things work out easily; or when mistakes really are happy accidents just like Bob Ross says.

Named for Bob Ross, the Joy of Painting genious with a monotonously zen-like voice who could make a happy little tree with one brush stroke (and then make a friend for the happy tree so it wouldn't be lonely.. Awww, Bob!).
The bobrossity of her week had been completely unexpected. She'd run into an old friend she had been missing, she got an unexpected check from the government just when she needed a little extra cash, everytime she turned on the radio she found a good song and she kept finding parking spots everywhere she needed one. She wasn't even caught coming in late to work and her rival had stayed home with the flu for days.

"My vacation was full of bobrossity. I'd make a wrong turn and end up finding a great little restaurant, a fun sports bar or an off-the-beaten path attraction."

Can also be used as an exclamation when one realises that they're riding the bobrossity wave, usually when they're finding something else going right, surprisingly.

"Bobrossity!"

Antonym: Murphy's law.
Bobrossity by MtlBrian November 28, 2007

bob rossing it up

Painting in general; following a bob Ross tutorial that will probably end up looking like a cat threw up

Bobrossism 

This is the religion in which the follower believes that Bob Ross was a messenger from God who was on this world to rejuvenate the culture surrounding art and calm an increasingly chaotic nation. This includes the practice of when an individual reaches 15 years of age they shall be given the right to dress as Bob Ross on their birthday
Im so sorry I cannot go into that Mosque I follow Bobrossism.
Bobrossism by OneSpecialBoii February 1, 2019

Bob Rossing 

When a male uses his cum to paint a picture on their partner's face using his penis as a paintbrush
"Dude I dont know if I should do it but my girlfriend wants me to Bob Ross her"

"Have you tried Bob Rossing your girl yet, its hella fun"
Bob Rossing by BobRossHer April 14, 2020
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