Blue Bananna

When a guy fucks a chick with a blue waffle and gets a STD.

In the locker room one day....

Gary: Dude! What's wrong with your wiener?

Kyle: I fucked Larissa, the skank with a blue waffle. Now I have a blue bananna...

Gary: Why? Kyle, why?

You are such a noob.....

Blue Bananna by I.K.P. May 10, 2010

blue banana disease 

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.

urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.

blue banana disease by mark chaplin February 5, 2010

Blue Banana

The English equivalent of Hot Topic, Blue Banana is where alternative teens go to buy makeup, merchandise and brand clothing and accessories of Famous Stars and Straps, Atticus, Death Kitty etc. Most teens at my school into rock have been there, the majority of which are 'scene'.

Girl1: Have you been to Blue Banana?
Girl2: Yeah, I went there last weekend to buy my Hot skate shoes.
Girl1:Emo!

Blue Banana by x-Stellar-x August 29, 2006

blue banana

When a man sticks his dick in ice water to keep himself from ejaculating too fast.

Many pornstars are forced to do a blue banana

blue banana by Paul Abbott July 22, 2014

Blue Banana

A male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.

Joe:"do you want to see my blue banana?"
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"

Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.

Blue Banana by loris van crisp April 19, 2014

Blue Banana Car

BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!

Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game

Blue Banana Car by AcedBits September 22, 2021

blue banana

The act of lighting a fart, especially when the methane in the fart gives the flame a blue tinge; same as a Blue Angel.

After I ate lamb vindaloo, I started farting, held a lighter to my ass, and blue bananas popped out!

blue banana by pentozali September 23, 2009