blowed off

Fucked up. An object, person, or situation can be blowed off.

"I got blowed off last night"
"My blowed off computer won't work"
"You fucked my girl? That's blowed off"

blowed off by ARay January 27, 2008

blowed off her forehead 

when you bust so hard you blow off her forehead from the jaw up

I blowed off her forehead better then she's ever imagined

blowed off her forehead by C3hawes January 31, 2023

blowed your doors off 

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

blowed your doors off by Downstrike May 30, 2004

bloweroffer 

Either a boy/girl who tells you "lets hang out" but right before you are supposed to they have an excuse not to.

Jill: "I wanna see you tonight"

Bill: "Me to, I get out of work at 7 I'll shower then we'll hang out k"

Jill: "Sounds good, text me when your done"

(an hour later)

Jill: "So are we going to hang out"

Bill: "Well I'm at my sisters right now so give me 30 minutes k. I miss you!!!"

Jill: "ok sounds good."

Bill: "Hey my cousin is down and I haven't seen him in a while. So I guess I'm stuck hanging out at my sisters all night."

(Bill is considered a bloweroffer)

bloweroffer by Nina219 March 19, 2009