When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 February 27, 2014
Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!
by spankyho July 9, 2021