When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
by Jamoocaba February 05, 2010
The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
by formerHSmomofthree March 29, 2016