When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
by Jamoocaba February 5, 2010
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The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.
by formerHSmomofthree March 29, 2016
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