The thick,waxy,minty substance that is caked on the lips. Usually leaving a ring that extends beyond the mouth. You know you have that one friend who is absolutely addicted and obsessed with it.
There she goes again caking on the blistex, you would think her lips are gonna fall off or something without it.
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Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
Get the blistered shishito mug.Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
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