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Blayni

A drop-dead gorgeous, young, thick, bodacious, sultry and seductive, unparalleled yellow-bone whose origin is from the NOLA area. Truly a stunning and spontaneous sight to see which will leave you paralyzed in a haze of schoolyard butterflies and lustful irrational thoughts. With a flawless, playful, luminous smile and a soft set of sensual luscious lips, this woman will leave you mesmerized. Her eyes are dark but flicker like a flame. Her skin is light and sweet like a cup of coffee, smooth as satin, delicate as silk. Her body is curvaceous, a sweet fine bottle of Parisian wine. She has a busty bosom and a great future behind her *wink*wink*. Her attitude is bitter as dark chocolate but at the same time sweet as caramel. A party animal by night and sleepyhead by day, no matter what time of the day she will leave most dudes stiff. She has an insatiable appetite for the world and thirst for luxury and experience. She dims the brightest of diamonds, jewels, and gems with her presence alone. She will make a man dream and a pimp stumble. Her motives are mysterious almost unknown but her goals are always tangible and driven with a fierce ambition. A woman of miracle and divine contradictions, she is a sinner, she is a saint, she elegantly strides to the beat of her own drum. She is a divine being who leaves the goddesses of the universe with envy and hate over her beauty.

Someone truly special.
Pharaoh: "Good God in heaven and His miraculous divine creation! Who is that woman over there?! Good golly gosh, TTIWDTY!!"
Cousin: "Oh you mean that eye candy trophy girl? That more than fine thing is Blayni."
Pharaoh: " Quick cuz, give me a ring with the biggest rock you can find. Im about to propose."
by PharaohA December 4, 2014
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Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
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Manolo Blahnik

Spanish shoe designer who soared to popularity after the debut of Sex and the City, but has soled the feet of the wealthy for decades prior. His name is commonly mentioned in rap lyrics and glorified by the culture of excess, and he is accredited with pioneering the infamous Timberland stiletto boot craze. His handmade, expensive shoes bearing his name are largely considered the eptiome of luxury and chic by the fashion cognoscenti. The shoes themselves can also be referred to as "Manolos" or "Blahniks" for short.
Those Blahniks are fierce, girl.
by redgyul September 21, 2004
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Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
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blannie

A black person with curly red hair, as played by Quvenzhané Wallis in the 2014 motion picture, Annie.
Blannies are the only kind of gingers with soul, an exception to the generally understood rule that gingers have none.
by Danger Black Rhino April 12, 2015
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Blanid

A positively imaginative woman with her own personal reality. In history, the mother of Beowulf.
That Blanid, she is in a world of her own!
by jessifran February 3, 2010
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