Blackmer

A condition that occurs when you get poop smeared all over your butt cheeks, and after several attempts to wipe it off with toilet paper, you begin to feel a burning sensation. It feels almost like sunburn.

Those bleachers weren't very comfortable, especially after the bad case of blackmer.

Blackmer by Marne July 31, 2010

blackvert 

An advert with is disproportionate ratio of diversity of any kind. Paid for by a woke company who spends their money telling us what to think, instead of trying to sell a product.

Those new blackverts on the TV by Sains**rys and Tescos are awful . I wish they would stop ramming it down our necks.

blackvert by Woke TV July 8, 2021

blackerton 

Blackerton: 1. noun, someone of a Caucasian race or background who wishes to be and portrays the characteristics of someone of an African-American race or background (beyond wangster).
2. adjective, a way to describe something that was so unexplainable or unexpected there was no other word for it (beyond: cool, sweet, gnarly, awesome, crazy, insane and extreme)

1. That wannabe kid over there is a total blackerton from the way he walks to the way he talks.

2. Those crazy kids Derrick and Dylan are total blackertons, but Steven and his friend Boitano aren’t at all!

blackerton by Dylan & Derrick February 10, 2007

BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

BlackBerryBerry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

Blacker Than Dean 

something that is extremely cool or hilarious. this is in reference to a character from harry potter.Antonym: Whiter than Tom. in reference to Tom Riddle AKA lord voldemort.

Luna: like my new converse?Dobby: Definitely. Those shoes are BLACKER THAN DEAN!!

Blacker Than Dean by Mrs. Norris September 25, 2008

Ritchie Blackmore 

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.

1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.

Ritchie Blackmore by RJD November 21, 2004

blackberry shuffle 

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

blackberry shuffle by suerewoo March 7, 2007