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gettin head in a Blazer
"Man that girl gave me a real nice Bla J, last night i'm glad i bought that Blazer"
Bla J by Josh Deem March 23, 2008
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mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020
A term that kids are using these days for fellatio.
I heard she gave him a blajuju under the bleachers
blajuju by not-them January 15, 2010

Blajewsiantino 

When a Blasian (Black-Asian) and a Jewtino/Jewtina (Jewish-Latino/a) have a kid. This kid has many ethnic minorities, which is why this kid is so awesome!
-Have you seen that Blajewsiantino?
-Yeah, she is so pretty!
-And smart!
-And athletic!
-Yeah, but she's so stingy!
Blajewsiantino by blasianluver November 16, 2011
A beautiful person with a great personality. Sometimes fiesty. But always has a good heart
Blajia is a girl with a great personality
the actual sloggagoggatron of all head. this junk has you feeling weak for weeks
yo that chick gave me the sloppiest blajooby last week
blajooby by voosy July 6, 2022
n. A dark, scary vagina that is blacker than the fiery pits of hell that is only possessed by one unfortunate human being.

v. To flash blaj or to "flaj".

n. "Margo's blaj, as strange as it is, really turns me on!"
v. "That broad was blajing everyone at Chevy Chase fireworks!"
blaj by BryDoggyDog September 24, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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