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mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020
A term that kids are using these days for fellatio.
I heard she gave him a blajuju under the bleachers
blajuju by not-them January 15, 2010

Blajewsiantino 

When a Blasian (Black-Asian) and a Jewtino/Jewtina (Jewish-Latino/a) have a kid. This kid has many ethnic minorities, which is why this kid is so awesome!
-Have you seen that Blajewsiantino?
-Yeah, she is so pretty!
-And smart!
-And athletic!
-Yeah, but she's so stingy!
Blajewsiantino by blasianluver November 16, 2011
A beautiful person with a great personality. Sometimes fiesty. But always has a good heart
Blajia is a girl with a great personality
the actual sloggagoggatron of all head. this junk has you feeling weak for weeks
yo that chick gave me the sloppiest blajooby last week
blajooby by voosy July 6, 2022
n. A dark, scary vagina that is blacker than the fiery pits of hell that is only possessed by one unfortunate human being.

v. To flash blaj or to "flaj".
n. "Margo's blaj, as strange as it is, really turns me on!"
v. "That broad was blajing everyone at Chevy Chase fireworks!"
blaj by BryDoggyDog September 24, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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