mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
When a Blasian (Black-Asian) and a Jewtino/Jewtina (Jewish-Latino/a) have a kid. This kid has many ethnic minorities, which is why this kid is so awesome!
-Have you seen that Blajewsiantino?
-Yeah, she is so pretty!
-And smart!
-And athletic!
-Yeah, but she's so stingy!