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mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020
A term that kids are using these days for fellatio.
I heard she gave him a blajuju under the bleachers
blajuju by not-them January 15, 2010

Blajewsiantino 

When a Blasian (Black-Asian) and a Jewtino/Jewtina (Jewish-Latino/a) have a kid. This kid has many ethnic minorities, which is why this kid is so awesome!
-Have you seen that Blajewsiantino?
-Yeah, she is so pretty!
-And smart!
-And athletic!
-Yeah, but she's so stingy!
Blajewsiantino by blasianluver November 16, 2011
A beautiful person with a great personality. Sometimes fiesty. But always has a good heart
Blajia is a girl with a great personality
the actual sloggagoggatron of all head. this junk has you feeling weak for weeks
yo that chick gave me the sloppiest blajooby last week
blajooby by voosy July 6, 2022
n. A dark, scary vagina that is blacker than the fiery pits of hell that is only possessed by one unfortunate human being.

v. To flash blaj or to "flaj".
n. "Margo's blaj, as strange as it is, really turns me on!"
v. "That broad was blajing everyone at Chevy Chase fireworks!"
blaj by BryDoggyDog September 24, 2007