Bishop O'Connell 

nicknames for O'Connell are Hoeconnell, DJHoe, and Slowconnell. It's a Catholic school but the girls are sluts and the guys are lax bros. Everyone parties and there are drugs galore. Girls were spotted snorting cocaine in a math class while guys dipped in the back of the classroom. Under the stairs by the gym, there have been countless hookups and quickies. THe uniforms get sluttier and sluttier every year and the students do their best to live up to the stereotype of catholic students partying constantly. Also, O'Connell is better than PVI because PVI kids are O'Connell rejects.

Bishop O'Connell guy- Waddup breh
other oconnell guy- i'm tryna get blackout sahnnnn

Bishop O'Connell by the hoeconnell slut March 18, 2013

bishop o’connell 

Welcome to Bishop O’ Connell. The Catholic school only in name, and in desperate need of renovation. After spending 15,000 on AC the school is still too hot, so much so that the spray tans of the hoes melt off during school. The cream of the crop are the socially superior lax bros, with their flow and weed addictions. They are the fuck boys of every grade and most of the girls love them even though most are athletically prude. The baseball guys are pretty chill but there is one asshole. At least 50% of O’Connell students have a nicotine addiction and they put down the other people that don’t just because they have some fucking self control. They juul, and most of the guys go with their friends to the bathroom which is not only suspicious as fuck, but gay as fuck. Since when did guys turn into girls, traveling in great hoards to the bathroom together. The girls at O’Connell can’t wait to role up their kilts in order to show as much leg and ass as they can, in order to give fuck boys and socially ostracized guys alike raging hard ons, as this is their only goal in life to prove that they are just like public school girls and can loose their virginity too. For the equivalent of paying a college tuition, the facilities are still shit. The athletics director and basketball coach (hmm) hoards all the money for his basketball team taking them to places like China and California. Meanwhile there are no lights on the field.

“bishop o’connell sounds like a great school “
“Don’t worry it’s not”

bishop o’connell by Nishlec April 24, 2019