Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions
like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping
300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than
bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not
even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by
even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to
music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies
even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special
education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers,
education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick
head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney
High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as
crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Aquinas is an
amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
