Bishkek

Bishkek is the modern day capital of Kyrgyzstan. Bishkek is the most populous city in Kyrgyzstan.

I'm going to Bishkek

by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022

Everything is Bishkek

When everything around you is in ruins, life basically sucks, but you don't give a f*ck, make the best of it and eventually end up having a blast

- Dude, this place sucks, but at least we have a cool bar with cheap beer.
- Everything is Bishkek then! we will have fun no matter the situation

by OwlCat April 10, 2015

Bishreksual

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

by Bishreksual March 4, 2018

bishrekual

When you are attracted to Shrek, my god.

Parents: “So, what’s your sexuality?”
Me: “I’m bishrekual.”
Parents, internally: “We raised a disappointment.”

by Biggie Cheese Is Daddy October 1, 2017

BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 2, 2020

Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 30, 2015

Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 12, 2020