A traditional act performed in schools (mostly done secondary schools) when someones birthday is grassed around the school and every one punches you on how old you are. E.G you are 15 they punch you 15 times on the arm

Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening
dont tell anyone your birthday date unless you TRUST them OR YOU GET BIRTHDAY BEATS
by sweet jesus October 7, 2006
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The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice
I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats
by Symbitatch November 15, 2020
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The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.
Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!
by EclipsedHakuren February 1, 2016
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The tradition in school when it's someones birthday to sellotape them to a lamp post and then give them a punch on the shoulder.

It's a good hearted tradition
It's Jamie's birthday next week, we should all get together to make sure that he gets his birthday beats!
by Jaycangel August 7, 2006
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